{"product_id":"secret-lair-x-marvels-deadpool-i-fixed-it-you-re-welcome","title":"Secret Lair x Marvel's Deadpool: I Fixed It (You’re Welcome)","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"product-short-description product-info-tabs\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"panel-collapse collapse in scrollbar scrollbar-primary collapse-margin\" id=\"collapseShort\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"force-overflow\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"product-information\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eOFFICIAL INVITATION, PLEASE READ OUT LOUD FOR BEST RESULTS (OR DON’T. I’M NOT YOUR DAD.)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOccasion: Pool Party (capital P, capital P, no swimming)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHost: Me. Obviously.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eReason: I’m still alive, still employed, still wearing red, and history says that deserves decorations. Plus, I haven’t thrown a self-celebration in a while and that felt irresponsible. Attendance implies acceptance. Gifts are encouraged but unnecessary. Compliments will be noticed. Internalized. Never forgotten.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDress code: Red preferred. Black accents acceptable. Green strictly forbidden.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhat to Expect: Things may appear brighter, busier, and significantly more committed than before. Party hats. Cupcakes. Rainbows. Unicorns. So much shine that Secret Lair went ahead and let me debut my own foil treatment! This is the Pool Party Edition: extra everything, zero restraint, and full confidence in choices that absolutely did not ask permission. RSVP however you want. I already counted you in.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"product-information\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"product-information\"\u003eOh good! You made it. That saves me a whole opening-credits voiceover with licensed music I absolutely cannot afford. Come on in—don’t be shy. Yes, this is the secret room. Of course there’s a secret room. It’s called Secret Lair. What did you think was in here, a normal room? I’ve been hanging out back here for a bit. Second visit now, which technically makes this a residency. I’ve survived worse editorial decisions. I’m down to my last emergency chimichanga, still a fan favorite, and I’ve never let bad judgment slow me down.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAnyway… They told me to “sit quietly and don't touch anything,” so naturally I touched everything. Cards. Numbers. Art. The fragile, whisper-thin concept of balance. If a card was almost good, I took that personally. Snip. Scribble. Cross that out. Oh wow, that’s better now. Look at that—instant speed. Shoes? Zero mana cost! I didn’t break anything. I improved it. Aggressively. With confidence. You’re welcome.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e© MARVEL\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"product-long-description product-info-tabs\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/secretlair.wizards.com\/us\/en\/product\/1250082\/secret-lair-x-marvel-s-deadpool-i-fixed-it-you-re-welcome#collapseLong\" data-parent=\"#accordion\" data-toggle=\"collapse\" aria-expanded=\"true\" role=\"button\"\u003e\u003ci aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"far fa-tasks\"\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eContents\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"panel-collapse collapse in scrollbar scrollbar-primary collapse-margin\" id=\"collapseLong\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"force-overflow\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"product-information\"\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e1x Deadly Dispute\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e1x Lightning Bolt\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e1x Thrill of Possibility\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e1x Lightning Greaves\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e1x Sol Ring\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Secret Lair","offers":[{"title":"Nonfoil","offer_id":42739820101730,"sku":null,"price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Foil","offer_id":42739820068962,"sku":null,"price":55.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Pool Party Foil","offer_id":42739837108322,"sku":null,"price":80.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0553\/0176\/7266\/files\/83a3b1b460a4c13816ba26eb50573f62_KR_636_Q90.webp?v=1776131037","url":"https:\/\/thehaventabletop.com\/products\/secret-lair-x-marvels-deadpool-i-fixed-it-you-re-welcome","provider":"The Haven Games","version":"1.0","type":"link"}